{"id":23,"date":"2008-05-01T22:48:51","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T05:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chriscarey.com\/wordpress\/?p=23"},"modified":"2008-05-01T22:48:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T05:48:51","slug":"ideas-for-a-new-home-asterisk-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chriscarey.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/01\/ideas-for-a-new-home-asterisk-system\/","title":{"rendered":"Ideas for a new home Asterisk system"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a response from Hans Fugal, to my PLUG posting back in March 2007<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Distinctive ring<br \/>\n&#8211; Mother-in-law logic (aka ex-girlfriend logic)<br \/>\n&#8211; e.g. different messages or behavior depending on who&#8217;s calling<br \/>\n&#8211; or even change the CID name for incoming calls to something more<br \/>\nhip, for a finite set of numbers (or a match of numbers)<br \/>\n&#8211; ring only one of the phones depending on who&#8217;s calling<br \/>\n&#8211; DND<br \/>\n&#8211; room-to-room calls<br \/>\n&#8211; Set up a meetme conference that you can use at the drop of a hat, e.g.<br \/>\nto get a bunch of people together to sing happy birthday to your cat<br \/>\n&#8211; TTS announcing who&#8217;s calling. aka couch potato caller ID<br \/>\n&#8211; caller ID pops up on the screen of your laptop\/desktop\/whatever &#8211; aka<br \/>\ncomputer geek caller ID<br \/>\n&#8211; system access, e.g. uptime, load, memory, run a script (might want to<br \/>\npassword-protect that)<br \/>\n&#8211; call in and secretly monitor your cat in the living room using the<br \/>\nconsole<br \/>\n&#8211; call in and scare the cat with the console (aka paging or intercom)<br \/>\n&#8211; zapateller<br \/>\n&#8211; make up a wacky answering machine message with Audacity<br \/>\n&#8211; dial-a-song<br \/>\n&#8211; dial-a-madlib (markov chain)<br \/>\n&#8211; math game for the cat<br \/>\n&#8211; horoscope<br \/>\n&#8211; dictation machine<br \/>\n&#8211; control your rhoomba<br \/>\n&#8211; jukebox control<br \/>\n&#8211; place an automatic call to yourself when some event occurs (using the<br \/>\nmanager API)<br \/>\n&#8211; new PLUG email<br \/>\n&#8211; SCO stock drops further<br \/>\n&#8211; alarm clock<br \/>\n&#8211; get a motion sensor and combine the intercom and call placing <span class=\"nfakPe\">ideas<\/span>,<br \/>\nto scare the cat (burglars)<br \/>\n&#8211; time-of-day logic (fewer rings at night, or no rings)<br \/>\n&#8211; write a script to place a crank call<br \/>\n&#8211; places call<br \/>\n&#8211; with spoofed CID (Jason Hall &lt;801-555-4956&gt;)<br \/>\n&#8211; playback(tt-monkeys)<br \/>\n&#8211; Use that crank call script automatically from a spam filter, but use<br \/>\nthe FBI&#8217;s CID this time. 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