These are unofficial Master Controller lyrics I wrote and performed for the Pertino Summer party 2013:<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
AUTHENTICADIO<\/p>\n
Logged in, Logged out
\nHackers in, hackers out<\/p>\n
HOT DISH – 2:42 B, A, G<\/p>\n
(Chris W solo)
\ncheesy potato<\/p>\n
DRACULA<\/p>\n
cruising into starbux – there we go
\nbumpin – – master c on the stereo
\ngot a call from my dad I’m running late
\nhe can’t find the start button on windows 8<\/p>\n
get an spice head pro on the horn
\naint got no cash but some bacon corn
\nbacon corn
\ngood as cash in some jurisdictions
\nspicehead bacon addictions<\/p>\n
RAPTINO- AF and D? 9:26<\/p>\n
(Chris W Rap)<\/p>\n
You rap pretty fast, thats why I rap last
\nYour raps on game, cuz we got the same name
\nYour raps pretty funny, now lets make some money<\/p>\n
git push git push git blame
\nnow that\u2019s just a shame<\/p>\n
punny<\/p>\n
Your raps got words, cuz your rhymes got lyrics
\nit might be funny, cuz your rhyme\u2019s satirc<\/p>\n
we got serious game
\nserious skill
\npaying Amazon some serious bills
\nwriting serious bugs
\nall of the time
\nthen leave them around for QA to find<\/p>\n
we keep the code in the servers where we have to comply
\nno servers in here, cuz there all in the sky
\nthey don’t fall down they serious float
\nyou got sick vpn I got the antidote<\/p>\n
Ilan makes the phone sing,
\ncuz the network you got, is the network you bring
\nMarc makes the eye candy bling,
\nthat you look at the stuff, when you look at the thing
\nChris keeps the UI tight
\nAntony jams with his left and hacks with his right<\/p>\n
ACK MASTER – 12:20<\/p>\n
I”m rappin – you’re rappin too
\nyou let me jam with you I want to thank you
\nyou set up the beat I’ll ACK that
\nyou set up the rhyme and I’ll slap that
\nno i don’t believe in violence so I take back that<\/p>\n
some guy – tried to derive – to deprive me – of my hard drivey
\npertino C.L.I. found the I.P. and told me HOST ALIVEy
\ngot that mac back in my back pack high FIVEy<\/p>\n
Down the wire we send a SYN packet – then we hope they ACK it
\nkick back , have a snack then check back for for my mac it<\/p>\n
you and me just standing here, saying words loud and clear
\nwearing pants in the heat like a software engineer
\ngotta cool off, theres the pool, have a beer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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